The clutter award (clutter = C. Lutter) competing in the category “Crappiest Food With The Cutest Mascot” goes to….. PANDA EXPRESS!!!

How can a panda, so cute, huggable, and innocent wreak such havoc on my digestive system? That food was terrible, but everytime I felt the intestinal rumblings of a potential iceland-esque volcanic eruption, I would look down at this soy sauce packet and the adorable panda would melt my heart. I would not let him down. And though the slimy pieces of pepper chicken and the rubber chunks of beef were tough to stomach, I continued to consume in order to not hurt his feelings or give him any indication at all that his food sucked.

1 Reply to “Clutter Award Winner Announced!!!”

  1. That is too funny. Have you given any more awards? I nominate worst location for a hockey team. Phoenix!
    Worse sports fans. Philadelphia – after guards tossed out his friend for disorderly conduct/foul language, the remaining drunk stuck his finger down his throat and puked on the man’s (reporting the incident) child.

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